Archive for the ‘tweets’ Category

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Twitter Updates for 2008-08-03

• Took only eight days to drop iPhone on driveway. #

08.08.03 / tweets

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Twitter Updates for 2008-08-02

• Why does service always suck in Chinese restaurants? #

08.08.02 / tweets

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Twitter Updates for 2008-08-01

• Already thinking about LUNCH! #
• The more you know, the less you expect. #
• Your happiness is getting in the way of mine. #

08.08.01 / tweets

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Twitter Updates for 2008-07-31

• Woke up thinking someone shaved my entire body. A little disappointed it was a dream. #
• Instant gratification isn’t fast enough. I want spontaneous. #

08.07.31 / tweets

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Twitter Updates for 2008-07-30

• I accept thaat I have delusions you care. Really. #
• I think incompetence is contagious. #

08.07.30 / tweets

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Twitter Updates for 2008-07-29

• Civility sometimes surprises me more than atrocities. #

08.07.29 / tweets

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Twitter Updates for 2008-07-28

• Google has penetrated our minds. The ads they serve up in Gmail are scary despite the cryptic contents of the email. #
• I’ve been tricked! I’ve been listening to a Christian punk rock band all this time. That’s just wrong. #

08.07.28 / tweets

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Twitter Updates for 2008-07-27

• In reality, we do not have a camera crew following us around. #
• Middle class whining #

08.07.27 / tweets

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Twitter Updates for 2008-07-26

• If you are really that vain, should you be getting your hair styled at a SuperCuts? #

08.07.26 / tweets

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Twitter Updates for 2008-07-25

• You’re only better than everyone else because you have the luxury time. #

08.07.25 / tweets

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